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| | THE DAY THE BOSS POOPED HIS PANTS | | Peter sh*t himself on his way to the office and it almost broke Roee. | | The day started with Peter getting into the office a little late. | | Roee greeted him as usual but he could tell something was off. | | The guys started to suspect something was up because Peter wouldn't sit down. | | They wondered if it was a Goldilocks situation where the office chairs were too hard or too soft. | | Roee thought he smelled something funky coming from Peter's office and wanted to be proactive about it. | | He loudly announced that he just farted, and furthermore Peter has never pooped in his life because he only sh*ts excellence. | | Once Peter's accident was made public, Roee kept asking him, "Who did this to you?" | | He couldn't believe such a specimen of a male could ever blowout his britches. | | As the CEO, you'd think Peter would just grab a fresh pair of pants in the office. | | But no, Peter never gets high on his own supply... he did what any boss would do and made his employee swap pants with him. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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