A Joke A Day - Advice Outside of the Office

Counting Breakfast - Little Johnny Jokes At school one morning the teacher asked little Johnny what he had for breakfast. Little Johnny said, "Well, on my way to school I come cross this Apple tree, so I climbed up there and started eating apples." "I guess I eat about six," said little Johnny. "No," said the teacher, "it's ate!" Little Johnny said "Well it could've been eight, I don't remember." Scroll down for Today's Joke

Advice Outside of the Office - Lawyer Jokes At a party of professionals, a Doctor was having difficulty socializing. Everyone wanted to describe their symptoms, and get an opinion about diagnosis. The Doctor turned to a Lawyer acquaintance, and asked, "How do you handle people who want advice outside of the office?" "Simple," answered the Lawyer, "I send them a bill. That stops it." The next day, the Doctor, still feeling a bit reserved about what he had just finished doing, opened his mailbox to send the bills; there sat a bill from the Lawyer. Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Health - Healthy Feet - #5105 "Give your feet a break by alternating high heels with flats at leas every other day. Wearing high heels too often can permanently thin your foot's natural padding."

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