Thursday, October 31, 2019

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The Joke of The Day
Farmer Jokes :: #23874
By John Teixeira from Barueri São Paulo Brazil

A corny talk on the farm...

Do you know what the lettuce asked the radish? Let us be best friends?

And what did the radish answer? You naughty thing, you make me blush! you make me reddish!




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Proverbs :: #2302
By mike swindlehurst from bournemouth United Kingdom

Judging others
You are not qualified to judge another, until you have walked in his moccasins for a whole moon. = Native North American =

 
 
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Wednesday, October 30, 2019

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Elderly Jokes :: #20468
By Anonymous from USA.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The

material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us

sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your

stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can

be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the

germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the

most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone

here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering

for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a

75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,

'Wedding Cake.'




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Nutrition :: #652
By Johnny B. from Portland USA.

ITS TRUE!
Drinking a glass or two of wine everyday is actually good for you. A recent study says that people who regularly drink a glass of wine get fewer colds than the average person. Just don't go overboard, too much of anything is never a good thing. Apparently, it's the flavonoids on grape skin that do the trick, which means you could just eat some grapes everyday, too.

 
 
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