Joke of the day - Credit Limit

Revised Salary HR: This is your revised salary, Keep it confidential. Employee: Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it. Submitted by Srinivas Polu Did you think this joke was funny enough to win money? Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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Credit Limit The Bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand. Everyone in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride. The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something. So he announced: "Ladies and Gentlemen, today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and said, "My daughter has finally returned my Credit Card to me!!!" The whole audience burst into laughter. But one was in complete silence... The Groom! Submitted by Sacras Did you think this joke was funny enough to win money? Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Rust Problems #2525 To keep tools from rusting in the toolbox, just drop a couple of charcoal briquettes to keep the moisture out.

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Joke of the day - A CEO's Confidence

5 Cans of Alphabet Soup Here about the kid who at 5 cans of alphabet soup in one sitting? They say he later had a massive 'vowel' movement. Submitted by Teddy Did you think this joke was funny enough to win money? Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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A CEO's Confidence A hypothetical situation where 20 CEO's board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature Pilot less technology: It is an un-crewed aircraft. Each one of the CEO's is then told, privately, that their company's software is Aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEO's promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed, asked why he is so confident in this first un-crewed flight, he replies "If it is the same software that runs my company's IT systems, this plane won't even take off." This is Confidence! Submitted by indianyogi Did you think this joke was funny enough to win money? Help decide this week's winners. Vote & Rate Jokes Now!

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Priorities #1483 Never let someone become your priority while allowing yourself to be his or her option.

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