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Thursday, September 26, 2013

A Joke A Day - Funny everyday Jokes

Doctors Jokes :: #3992
By Anonymous from USA.

His pediatrician asked six-year-old Johnny, who watched a good many TV, adds, just to make conversation. Johnny, if you found a couple of dollars and had to spend them, what would you buy?"

"A box of Tampax," he replied without hesitation.

"Tampax?" said the doctor. "What would you do with that?"

"Well," said Johnny, "I do not know exactly, but it's sure worth two dollars.

With tampax, it says on TV, you can go swimming, go horseback riding, and also go skating, any time you want to."

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Interpersonal Skills :: #1726
By Joey from USA.

Keep It Cool
Tact is the ability to build a fire under people without making their blood boil.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 25th September, 2013

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Roe vs. Wade
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Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US government class.
The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about.

Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision George Washington
had to make before he crossed the Delaware."

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