A Joke A Day - Starting Salary

$5 Bill Walks Into A Bar - Bar & Drinking Jokes A five-dollar bill walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Get outta here! We don't serve your type. This is a singles bar." Scroll down for Today's Joke

Starting Salary - Work Jokes Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked a young engineer fresh out of MIT, "And what starting salary were you looking for?" The engineer said, "In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer said, "Well, what would you say to a package of 5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years - say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sat up straight and said, "Wow! Are you kidding?" And the interviewer replied, "Yeah, but you started it." Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com One-Liners - Be Happy - #313 Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.

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