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Choir Rehearsal - Musician Jokes The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,” said David. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.” Scroll down for Today's Joke

Driving Trends - Miscellaneous Jokes Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn. New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window. New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic. Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator. Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

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