An Office Christmas Story
| | AN OFFICE CHRISTMAS STORY: | | KARL CUT DOWN A TREE IN CENTRAL PARK | | Twas the week before Christmas, Karl leaned back in his chair, As he looked 'round the office a gloom hung in the air. | | Karl knew what they needed and now he must flee For saving this Christmas would require a tree! | | It was late in the evening, and the sky was dark. Karl took his samurai sword to Central Park. | | There he would find the most beautiful tree, But soon he'd be running from the NYPD… | | It didn't take long for the sirens to sound, And for the police to spot Karl with the tree he had downed. | | Karl looked for a way to get the cops off his trail, So quickly he shouted, "Look at that suspicious Italian male!" | | But the diversion was fruitless, the end was now near. The police had him surrounded, Karl cowered in fear. | | Then, out of nowhere, something distracted the cops. Some Rockettes were jogging without any tops! | | Karl was lucky to have dodged the arrest, And was happy he saw some high-quality breasts. | | He went back to the office and set up his prize, To the shock and awe of the rest of the guys. | | With Christmas now saved, the office happy and merry, Karl thought himself Santa and drank a gallon of dairy. | | He drowsily mumbled his mouth covered in white, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night." | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe. birddogs 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022 | | | | |
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