They said something about Bite-Dance and a big balloon…͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | birddogs GETS CHINESE INVESTORS | | | | | | | | | We assumed the guys visiting our office were investors. | | | Anyone that wears a jacket and tie is automatically assumed to be a boss. | | | | | To avoid startling the investors, Karl put some extra treats in his drawer to keep his desk raccoon from popping out. | | | | | Spencer laid out what steps birddogs was taking to squash the competition. | | | There was even a whole PowerPoint filled with fake negative reviews we left on other company's websites. | | | | | To try and close the deal, Sam wanted to impress the foreign delegation by eating a whole orange, skin and all. | | | Sam recalled that oranges are rare in China, so he wanted to showcase his ability to eat exotic fruit. | | | | | The orange thing really freaked out the investors and they left after the third bite. | | | | | | | | | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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