Splashton can barely tell an Orca from an Oreo͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | | | | | | | | | | The seaworld trainer with more barnacles than brains. | | | | | | | | | Splashton works at SeaWorld as the guy that jumps off the high dive into that tiny tank. | | | He's missed a few times, but he doesn't have any brain damage…that he can remember. | | | | | Splashton is also responsible for cleaning out Shamu's tank. | | | Sometimes he finds human bones in there but doesn't feel like it's worth reporting. | | | | | Splashton had given some serious thought into trying to free the whales. | | | However, he assumed they would have trouble making friends in the wild just like he does. | | | | | Kids seem to like Splashton because they are able to connect with his simple nature. | | | Moms also like Splashton because they can have s*x with him without worrying about any word getting out about it. | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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