Hairy Poppins, the male nanny is here! ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | SUPERCALIFRAG... NEVER MIND! HAIRY POPPINS IS HERE | | He might not be Mary, but Hairy Poppins is the burly housekeeper you never knew you needed. | | Mary Poppins can call in song birds with her beautiful whistle. | | Hairy Poppins can get flock of city pigeons to sh*t on command. | | Mary Poppins is notorious for giving her children a spoonful of sugar to help the medicine go down. | | Hairy Poppins doesn't use sugar, but he does use a hefty dose of Benadryl to put his kids to sleep. | | Just like Mary, Hairy Poppins can leap into any picture or painting. | | It's gotten him into some pretty sticky situations. | | To avoid doing laundry, Hairy Poppins just has the children take showers with their clothes on. | | And as a male nanny... it just feels safer that way. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe. birddogs 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022 | | | | |
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