Friday, May 24, 2024

Road Dogs: Tales From Sales

ROAD DOGS:

TALES FROM SALES

Meet our very own traveling sales team, 3 men in a van selling shorts to anyone with legs and ears.

LET'S GO BOYS!

Tyler, Tommy and Jordan call the back of their sales van "The Snake's Nest."

That's mostly due to the constant heat and humidity back there, much like a reptile enclosure.

Tyler always kicks off the team's sales pitch with his classic line, "I've got a disease called enthusiasm." Then he snaps his waistband.

The Road Dogs love to showcase how our products are great for men of all shapes and sizes.

They're often told to stay dressed during the pitch, but how else are they supposed to show how easily the merch can be taken off?

Tommy has a critical role to play during the sales meeting. He tries on different products while dancing around in the background.

To celebrate, the guys like to go out to dinner every time they make a big sale.

They usually go to Popeyes because Tommy likes to save the bones for "night licks."

Jordan rounds out every pitch with his patented closer. He says, "let's get down to brass tacks" and then puts a handful of brass tacks on the table.

HIT THE ROAD THIS WEEKEND

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