This All-American is coming home for the 4th ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
| | SAMMY "TOUCH DOWN" SIMON IS BACK FOR THE 4TH | | Get to know this D2 All-American football legend. | | Sammy Simon loved tossing tuddies. | | He also loved huffing whip-its, doing donuts in the parking lot, and 5'7" women who wore an alarming amount of makeup. | | Sammy got sent home from his Michigan recruitment visit after hosing 36 Bud Heavys at a party. | | While getting forcibly removed from the premises, he kept saying, "I'm a legend that won't ever die." | | Sammy was voted Minnesota's best high school quarterback in '03. | | He was also voted "Most Likely to send a DP at 2am" by his senior class. | | Sammy once led his team to a state semifinal win with a torn ACL. | | Later that afternoon, sky high on Valium, Sammy drove into a pool during a family gathering screaming, "I'm going to die!" | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe.
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