Monday, November 9, 2015

A Joke A Day - Who's There?

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Prince Lancelot - Men Vs Women Jokes


While on a bus one woman asked another, with grat curiosity, "well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?"

"Yuk!' was the disillutioned reply. "He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot, and I was the one who needed the suit of armor!"

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Who's There? - Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.

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THE SWEETNESS OF FLATTERY - #3424

Flattery is half truth and half lie dipped in honey.

 


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Sunday, November 8, 2015

A Joke A Day - Paternity Test

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Q & A.. - One Liner Jokes


Q. What did the Antartian name his pet zebra?

A. Spot

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Paternity Test - Baby Jokes

A married couple rushed to the hospital because the woman was in labor the doctor asked the couple, "I have invented a new machine that you might want to try, it takes some of the labor pains away from the mother and gives it to the father."

So the married couple decided that they would try this.

So the doctor hooked the machine up and put it on 10% of pain switched from the mother to the father and the husband said "I feel okay turn it up a lot more" so the doctor turned it up to 50% and the husband said "why don’t you just put it all on me cause I’m not feeling a thing" but the doctor warned them "this much could kill you if your not prepared", and the husband replied "I am ready "so the doctor turned the machine up to 100% but the husband didn’t fell a thing so they went home happy with a pain free labor, but when they got home the mailman was dead on the front porch!

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Stay happy - #2665

Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened.

 


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