Monday, November 9, 2015

A Joke A Day - Who's There?

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Prince Lancelot - Men Vs Women Jokes


While on a bus one woman asked another, with grat curiosity, "well, what happened on your date with dashing Prince Lancelot?"

"Yuk!' was the disillutioned reply. "He was more like disgusting Prince Lust-a-lot, and I was the one who needed the suit of armor!"

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Who's There? - Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, Knock

Who's there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup to me if you can, I have your wallet.

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Flattery is half truth and half lie dipped in honey.

 


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