Sunday, November 22, 2015

Spicy Jokes - Mr. Larson

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Mr. Larson - Marriage Jokes


Seventy-year-old Mr. Larson went to see his doctor.

“Marlow,” he said, “I need something which will enable me to get an erection. What can you do?

The doctor gave the man a shot of potency drug, but only charged him $50.00 for the office visit.

A few days later, thrilled with the results, Mr. Larson returned for a second injection.

Only this time, before leaving, he gave the doctor a crisp $100 bill.

“But the bill is only $50.00.” “I know,” he winked. “The other $50.00 is from my wife.”

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