Spicy Jokes - Mr. Larson

Stop Shaking! - Sex Jokes What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know why you're shaking, she's gonna eat me! Scroll down for Today's Joke

Mr. Larson - Marriage Jokes Seventy-year-old Mr. Larson went to see his doctor. “Marlow,” he said, “I need something which will enable me to get an erection. What can you do? The doctor gave the man a shot of potency drug, but only charged him $50.00 for the office visit. A few days later, thrilled with the results, Mr. Larson returned for a second injection. Only this time, before leaving, he gave the doctor a crisp $100 bill. “But the bill is only $50.00.” “I know,” he winked. “The other $50.00 is from my wife.” Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

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A Joke A Day - A Famous Lawyer

Argument Dynamics - Men Vs Women Jokes A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. Scroll down for Today's Joke

A Famous Lawyer - Lawyer Jokes A famous lawyer, who had been a public defender for years, dies. He finds himself standing at the back of an enormous queue outside the gates of Heaven. The queue before him is enormous. The number of people who die in a single day appalls him. He can barely see St Peter sitting up on a podium outside the gates with a large book. Every now and then St Peter glances down the queue to see how he is going. Suddenly he catches the eye of the lawyer. He looks very surprised. He jumps down from the podium and comes running along the line until slightly out of breath he arrives beside the lawyer. He embraces him. He pulls him out of the queue and motions for him to come to the front of the queue. Another person questions what is happening and another angel speaks to the person. Word is passed along the queue and the lawyer is surprised, as people start nodding and clapping. He becomes embarrassed by all the attention and asks St Peter why he is getting the special attention. St Peter stops suddenly and looks concerned. "You are a lawyer aren't you?' "Yes" the lawyer replies. "Does this happen to all lawyers in heaven?" "Oh, no, "Said St Peter. "It's just you are the first one to ever get here." Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

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