Spicy Jokes - The Unattractive Ladies Man

A Preacher and His Dentures - Miscellaneous Jokes A preacher went to get his teeth pulled. As a result he would need dentures. The first Sunday after, he preached 10 minutes. The second he preached 20 minutes and the third he preached an hour and a half. Some members of the congregation asked about the different amounts of time. The preacher says, "The first Sunday my gums were so sore I could barely talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were causing the pain. The third Sunday, I grabbed my wife's dentures and could not stop talking." Scroll down for Today's Joke

The Unattractive Ladies Man - Bar & Drinking Jokes A very handsome man at a singles bar is sitting at a prime location having a drink. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who walks in, with no luck. Then a repulsively ugly man comes in, sits at the bar, and within seconds he is surrounded by women. Minutes later he walks out with two of the most beautiful women you ever saw. Disheartened by all this, the good looking guy calls the bartender and says, "Excuse me, but do you know that man's secret? I mean, he's not what you'd call attractive, in fact he's ugly as sin, and yet the ladies adore him. I'm everything a girl could want but I haven't been able to score all night. What's going on?" "Well," said the bartender, "I don't know how he does it, but he does the same thing every night. He walks in, orders a drink, and just sits there licking his eyebrows." Scroll down for Today's Tip of The Day

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