Joke of the day - Going to the Disco

The Good Thief Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card? The thief was spending less than his wife. Submitted by ajokes Share This Joke

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Going to the Disco Husband takes the wife to a disco. There's a guy on the dance floor break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says, "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says, "Looks like he's still celebrating!" Submitted by MikeH Share This Joke

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