Joke of the day - Highway Painting

Levi's at the Garage Sale I spotted several pairs of men's Levi's at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. "I'm still wearing the 33s," he said. "Come back next year." Submitted by Super Dave Share This Joke

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Highway Painting - 5th place won $10 Sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked Sardar why he kept painting less each day? He replied, "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can." Submitted by virgogal Share This Joke

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