Joke of the day - Jay-Z's Girlfriend

From Absolution Comes Possibilities Eric went to confession on Saturday and he told Father Duffy that he had an affair with a married women from the parish. Father Duffy asked Eric who she was and Eric said, "Father, I can't tell you." Father said, "If you don't tell me I cant give you absolution." Eric again said, "I know Father, but I just can't tell you." Father Duffy then asked, "Was it Mrs. Murphy?" "No, Father." "Was it Mrs. O'Malley?" "No, Father." "Was it Mrs. O'Brian?" "No, Father. I just cannot tell you who it was." Father Duffy tells Eric to go out and think about it and then come back when ready to confess who it was. Eric leaves the church and runs into his friend Jim. Jim asks, "Did you tell him you had the affair?" "Yes. He wanted to know who it was, but I wouldn't tell him." "What did he say? Did he give you absolution?" "Oh no, but he did give me three new possibilities........" Submitted by Mr Nice Guy Share This Joke

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Jay-Z's Girlfriend What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married? Feyonce' Submitted by Leogal Share This Joke

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