Here's a list of the ones that got away
| | MEET JACK'S FORMER GIRLFRIENDS | | MJ shared the same name as Spiderman's girlfriend, but that was the end of her appealing qualities. | | Rachel was a real sweetheart, but she also had a sweet tooth. | | Jack woke up to the sound of her unwrapping and eating twelve Reese's cups in the middle of the night. | | Jack was in love with Mi from the second he heard she dated white guys. | | Unfortunately, Mi didn't want to commit to a guy going to a second-tier Ivy like Dartmouth unless it was for a STEM degree. | | Yeah, she used the common male spelling, but she was all woman in high school. | | She would later marry a woman, but that had nothing to do with Jack. | | Jack only dated her because she was named after money. | | However, she did not share his fiscal fascination. | | No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe. birddogs 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022 | | | | |
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