Funny everyday jokes: We Made Our First Diversity Hire

Friday, May 2, 2025

We Made Our First Diversity Hire

The Weekly Bird

WE HIRED ANOTHER WHITE GUY! MEET OUR DESIGNER, TUCKER: Tucker is our new designer with an acute eye for the male gaze.

Tucker is great at drawing up new product designs here at birddogs. Sure 90% of his sketches are just Seth without a shirt on, but that's because he wants to draw your eye to the shorts!

Tucker claims he moved from the city to CT to remove the "temptation" in his life. He won't get more descriptive than that.

Tucker's fiance get worried about him working in the city all the time because he might meet other girls. Tucker reassured her that he is not attracted to ANY girls!

Pete's looking to make some big changes in product this year and asked Tucker if he was open to trying some new ideas. Tucker said he was VERY open to experimentation and would love to explore some ideas with him after work.

Get ready for some big things from Peter, Tucker and the rest of the product team. But for now, enjoy one of Tucker's favorite pairs.

The classic birddogs shorts you know and love in the softest fabric ever made.

SEERSUCKER SHORTS ARE BACK IN STOCK

Trim the hedges! Wash the crack!

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