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Trumpworld is pushing back on a Daily Mail story that called Vance a "non-event in the West Wing." The Vice President's '28 nomination odds continue to slip as Marco Rubio, Ron DeSantis, and Tucker inch higher.
Oil plunges
Energy bulls are in disbelief as oil plunges on weekend reports of a peace deal, even as Hormuz remains a free fire zone with little oil getting through. How low will crude go?
The mask
Vice Admiral Robert Harward appeared on Fox recently wearing what appeared to be a CIA-style skin mask. Or was it simply a weird shadow effect caused by multi-directional studio lighting?
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The Knicks finished the Cavs off in a sweep Monday, clinching their first NBA Finals trip since 1999. Now the market debates whether they can finish the job against whoever survives the West.
Another confirmed case of Hantavirus in US by May 31?
Anthropic vs OpenAI - higher valuation on December 31?
Will Trump attend NATO Summit?
Strait of Hormuz traffic returns to normal by end of May?
US x Iran permanent peace deal by...?
US obtains Iranian enriched uranium by...?
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"No" Will Tesla be the largest company in the world by market cap on May 31?
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"No" US x Iran permanent peace deal by May 26, 2026?
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"No" Will Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson win the 2028 US Presidential Election?
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