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Oil Shortage
Oil Shortage
Oil Shortage Explained:
There are a lot of folks who can't understand how we came to have an
oil shortage here in the USA.
Well, there's a very simple answer.... nobody bothered to check the
oil. We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical.
All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, Alaska, Wyoming, etc. All the
dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
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Easy Computer Fix
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I received this from a CEO that I worked with a few years back. He doesn't want to admit it but I think this is his true experience.
I was having trouble with my computer so I called Richard, the 11 year
old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him
to come over.
Richard clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.
As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong?'
He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'
I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, 'An ID ten T
error? What's that? In case I need to fix it again.'
Richard grinned. 'Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?'
'No,' I replied.
'Write it down,' he said, 'and I think you'll figure it out.'
So I wrote down: I D 1 0 T
I used to like the little sh*t
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