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Q) How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.

Q) Why is an elephant big, gray, and wrinkly?
A) Because, if it was small, white and smooth would be an Aspirin.

Q) What do you call an elephant wearing pink earmuffs and a dress?
A) Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Q) Why do elephants paint the soles of their feet yellow?
A) So that they can hide upside-down in bowls of custard.

Q) Did you ever find an elephant in your custard?
A) No? Well, it must work then!

Q) What did the peanut say to the elephant?
A) Nothing, Silly! Everyone knows that peanuts can't talk.

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Hospital Trolley
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A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor operation. She's
laid on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over
her. The nurse pushes the trolley down the corridor towards the
operating theatre, where she leaves the girl on the trolley outside,
while she goes in to check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, lifts the sheet up and
starts examining her naked body. He puts the sheet back and then
walks away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second man
comes over, lifts the sheet and does the same examinations.
When a third man does the same thing, but more closely, she grows
impatient and says: "All these examinations are fine and appreciated,
but when are you going to start the operation?"

The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have no idea.
We're just painting the corridor."

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