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Business Jokes :: #892 By from Unknown A businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to his chair before he dropped exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a tall cool drink and a comforting word. "My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day today. What happened to make you so exhausted?" "It was terrible," her husband said. "The computer broke down and all of us had to do our own thinking." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Self-Improvement :: #2665 By Emma Jasper from USA. Stay happy Don't be sad because it's over, smile because it happened.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Police Jokes :: #1415 By Jarno Hovi from Finland A guy gets pulled over for speeding 88 MPH in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and the guy says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th DUI." The cop asks for his registration and the guy says, "It's in the glove compartment, but it's not in my name because I stole this car in a car jacking and I killed the woman that owns the car and stuffed her in the trunk and the gun I used is in the glove compartment. At this point the cop tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and he radios for back-up. When a supervisor shows up, the cop tells him the story and he walks up to the guy in the car. The supervisor asks to see the guy's drivers license and the guy hands it over and it is valid with the guys real name and information. The supervisor asks for the registration and the guy says, "It's in the Glove compartment." The supervisor tells the guy to keep his hands in sight and walks around to the passenger side and opens the glove compartment. There is the registration in the guys name and everything seems in order. Next the supervisor asks the guy to get out and open the trunk. The guy opens the trunk and the only thing there is a spare tire. At this point the supervisor tells the guy what the other cop had told him. The guy says "I'll bet that lying S.O.B. told you I was speeding too!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #534 By Katrina from San Jose USA. Relationships For every action, there is a reaction, so think twice before you act.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Computer Jokes :: #595 By Arsen Vladimirsky from Chicago IL USA. You Know you are Addicted to the Internet When...  · You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved, and you don't have a clue when it happened.  · Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.  · All of your friends have an @ in their names.  · Your dog has its own home page.  · You can't call your mother... she doesn't have a modem.  · You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.  · You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.  · You get a new suit that says, "This best viewed with Netscape 4.01 or higher."  · The last girl you asked out was only a jpeg.  · Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.  Forward this joke to your friends >>   One-Liners :: #786 By Paddick from JHB South Africa Overcoming fear If you did it once, it proves you can do it again and again...     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com