Happy Halloween 2010

Happy Halloween 2010

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. Who was the most famous witch detective?
A. Warlock Holmes

Q. Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A. Sherlock Bones.

Q. Who was the most famous French skeleton?
A. Napoleon bone-apart

Q. Which building does Dracula visit in New York?
A. The Vampire State Building.

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A Blonde goes over to her friend's house
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'Oh crap!' the blonde says. 'I didn't
Realize it was a religious T-shirt.
I thought it meant Tits Go In Front'

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