Joke of the day - Blame the Wife

Telemarketers Change a Lightbulb? How many telemarketers does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but they have to do it while you're eating dinner! Submitted by D-Gellybean Share This Joke

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Blame the Wife A man with a gun is robbing a bank. He asks one of the bank customers if he saw him rob the bank. The guy says he did. The robber then shoots him in the head killing him immediately. The robber then asks a couple nearest to him the same thing. The husband says that he didn't but his wife did. Submitted by D-Gellybean Share This Joke

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com Planning #599 If you fail to plan, you plan to fail. Unknown

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Joke of the day - What's the Difference?

The Right Side Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. Submitted by jwolle700 Share This Joke

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What's the Difference? What's the difference between a jeweler, a vendor, and a bottle of glue? A jeweler sells watches. A vendor watches what he sells. As for the bottle of glue, I thought you might have got stuck with that one. Submitted by D-Gellybean Share This Joke

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The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com It's inside you. #5167 The poor person looks up and sees the nice house on the hill and imagines if only that was me, I'd be happy. However, the person on the hill looks down and says if only my life was less complicated like them. - SKD -

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