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Starwars Jokes :: #21135 By Anonymous from USA. The teacher said; "Take a pencil and paper, and write an essay with the title 'If I Were a Millionaire.'" Everyone but Joe, who leaned back with arms folded, began to write feverishly. "What's the matter," the teacher asked. "Why don't you begin?" "I'm waiting for my secretary," Joe replied. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #63 By Lisa Punka from Atlanta USA. Italian Proverb "Once the game is over the king and the pawn go back in the same box." Italian Proverb     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com