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Little Johnny Jokes :: #8069
By Jon Pace from Manhasset NY USA.
Little Johnny was watching T.V. and he heard people talking about politics. So he asked his dad "what are politics?" The dad says, "Johnny, let me tell you what politics are in my own words. Since I am the breadwinner of the family I am the capital. Since mommy deals with all the bills and taxes she is the government. Nanny is the working class since she takes care of you, you are the people and Danny (little brother) is the future." Then Johnny goes off and that night he hears Danny crying. So he goes in the room and notices that he pooped in his pants. Then he goes to his mom's room and she is ignoring him and telling him to go back to bed. So then he goes to the nanny's room and finds his dad screwing her, so he leaves them alone and just forgets about Danny's poop in his pants. The next morning Johnny tells his dad what politics are in his own words. "Daddy, Daddy, I understand completely what politics are now. When the government is ignoring the people, the Capitol is screwing the working class and the future is in deep shit.
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Self-Improvement :: #2259
By Maru from Singapore Singapore
Mistakes
"A mistake only becomes a failure when you repeat it."
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