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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #22730
By Anonymous from USA.
Wife is like a TV,
Girlfriend is like a MOBILE.
At home you watch TV,
But when you go out you take your MOBILE.
No money, you sell the TV,
Got money you change your MOBILE.
Sometimes you enjoy TV,
But most of the time you play with your MOBILE.
TV is free for life,
But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated.
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old,
But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable.
Operational costs for TV is often acceptable,
But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding.
TV has a remote,
MOBILE doesn't.
Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen),
But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not).
Last but not least...TVs don't have viruses,
But MOBILEs often do!
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Automotive :: #36
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
Gas Saving Tips
- Combine errands, and trips.
- Service your car it will keep it at peak performance
- Go lightly on the gas pedal
- Don't pump your brakes
- Don't idle for long periods of time
- Don't use drive up windows...park and drive in
- Empty the car and trunk of extra items
- Put items in the trunk instead of your roof
- Drive 55 mph instead of 65 (you save 15%!)
- Don't use your air conditioning
- Use your 5th gear whenever possible
- Keep your tires properly inflated
- Buy a Fuel Saver of some kind
- Use the lowest octane gas
- Don't rev your engine
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