Spicy Jokes - "I Prayed For Ten Minutes"

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"I Prayed For Ten Minutes" - Entertainment Jokes I went on a date with a girl who was clearly out of my league. But she'd heard that I was going to see a movie she wanted to see, and we made a date of it. On the way over I thought I might get lucky so I went to the drug store and bought a box of condoms. When I stopped at her house, her family invited me to dinner. I asked if I could say the blessing on the dinner. I prayed for about ten minutes, the holiest prayer I could think of. On the way out to the car, she quipped "I never knew you were so religious!" I replied, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist."

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