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Pickup Jokes :: #6468 By Adam from Franklin TN USA. Guy: Is you dad still in jail? Girl: For what? Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Stress Control :: #132 By Kim from San Franisco USA. Simple wisdom Our task is to strike a balance, to find a middle way, to learn not to overstretch ourselves with extraneous activities and preoccupations, but to simplify our lives more and more. The key to finding a happy balance in modern lives is simplicity. --Sogyal Rinpoche     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 2nd July, 2012

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Newlyweds
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A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor...
"I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband.
"My testicles are turning blue."

"That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you."

The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue.
The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I
prescribed?"

"Yes, I am," she replied.

"And what kind of jelly are you using with it?"

"Grape"



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Body Parts :: #1289 By Elizzabethony from Jonesborough tx USA. An old man was walking around the nursing home hallway all gloomy. A nurse going by asks, "What is wrong? "My penis died," he replied. The following day the man was walking around with his penis hanging out of his pants. The nurse asked him what was going on. He said; "Yesterday my penis died, so today's the viewing." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love & Dating :: #228 By kubashni moodley from durban South Africa Quotes on love it hurts to love someone and not to be loved in return, but is more painful to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift!     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

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Question / Answer Jokes :: #4972 By joujou man from Gambia, The A rapist, a gangster and a murderer are in the same car... Who is driving the car? A police officer! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #5659 By Korie from USA. Mistakes When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it. ~Tenzin Gyatso~     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

Jokes Warehouse Joke of the Day - 1st July, 2012

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Two Blondes and a Sod Truck...
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Two blondes were sipping their Starbucks when
a truck went past loaded up with rolls of sod.

"I'm going to do that when I win the lottery,"
announced Blonde #1.

"Do what?" asked Blonde #2.

"Send my lawn out to be mowed."



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Idiots :: #13846 By from Unknown A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?" The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings; she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings." The doctor gives Darla a good examination, then turns to the mother and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Darla is pregnant-- about 4 months, would be my guess." The mother says, "Pregnant? She can't be, she has never ever been left alone with a man! Have you, Darla?" Darla says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!" The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out it. About five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?" The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three wise men came over the hill. I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #304 By Xavier Gonzalez from San Antonio USA. Learning from failure You've failed many times, although you don't remember. You fell down the first time you tried to walk. You almost drowned the first time you tried to swim. . . . Don't worry about failure. . . . Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try. -- Sherman Finesilver, US District Court Judge     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com

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Family Jokes :: #3991 By Anonymous from USA. During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dinning room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that they pretended nothing was happening and kept he conversation going. The guests cooperated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left, and there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "You see, it is vanishing cream!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Proverbs :: #2331 By CVT from El Monte USA. Misc. " It is better to have been a has been, than a never was."     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com