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Pickup Jokes :: #6468 By Adam from Franklin TN USA. Guy: Is you dad still in jail? Girl: For what? Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes! Forward this joke to your friends >>   Stress Control :: #132 By Kim from San Franisco USA. Simple wisdom Our task is to strike a balance, to find a middle way, to learn not to overstretch ourselves with extraneous activities and preoccupations, but to simplify our lives more and more. The key to finding a happy balance in modern lives is simplicity. --Sogyal Rinpoche     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com