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Marriage Jokes :: #10891 By Anonymous from USA. Inflation was getting out of hand so Joe suggested to his wife, Louise, that they try a unique way to save some money on the side. "Every time we have sex, I'll give you a dollar for your piggy bank," he said. A few weeks later, they decided to open the piggy bank. Out tumbled a bunch of dollars, but these were mixed with a rich cluster of five, tens and twenties. "Louise," asked Joe, "where did you get all that money? Each time we had sex I only gave you a dollar." "So?" she said. "Do you think everyone is as stingy as you?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." -Ralph Waldo Emerson     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com