| | ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s0mmJOqLYb2dDNKEemWP3v9Cq4vL1XSNp795mwWUBMtpTqEsROm0ROgFmsM5tTME-tPjBmLRmO0TN15vs_W7GJwxAyS4GK48rCV0yGzSJg1CGC5nM=s0-d) Elderly Jokes :: #464 By Sunil from London Unknown Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.
He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased you can hear again."
To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will five times!" Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t830MFOVMe4UxNEXduxy-AEddLUtZpoSi-sy30nUuG9gyJR9JZRWjhuI86TubVeGb7NVMzNOly8_fU0jZrUMJ5SOyTrdJ860-92qz_FFBSC5S3uQ=s0-d) Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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