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Doctors Jokes :: #1911
By from Unknown
Four Doctors were talking to each other about who was the best patient to operate on. The first Doctor said, "The best person to operate on are librarians cause everything inside them is in Alphabetical order. Disagreeing, the second doctor announced that Mechanics were the best to operate on because they understand if you've got parts left over when you're done. The third Doctor replied, "No, No you are both wrong, a technician is the best cause everything inside is color coded."
"excuse me!" broke in the fourth Doctor, "The best to operate on are politicians; they have no guts, no spine and the head and rear are interchangeable".
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Famous Quote :: #51
By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA.
QUOTE: Success, Emerson
"To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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