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Elderly Jokes :: #1948 By Megan from USA. This man comes through a door to the bar and slipped on a pile of crap, he mumbles and brushes himself off. He orders a drink and sits down. A few minutes later a younger man walks through the door yelling and screaming, and he slips on the pile of crap. He gets up and looks around, and then he sits down next to the older guy. The older man says, "I did that!" The younger man punches the old man and leaves. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #6197 By Michelle from Sarnia, Otario Canada Carbon Monoxide Poisoning How to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning when there is a power outage. During a winter storm when there is a power outage never bring propane barbeque or a portable gas heater of any kind into your house to keep you warm as they give off deadly carbon monoxide gases. Have your furnaces serviced on a yearly basis as this can save your life as well, a defective furnace can give off carbon monoxide fumes as well and carbon monoxide is both colorless and odorless. Symptoms of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning 1. Headaches 2. Fatigue 3. Increased heart rate and rapid breathing 4. Dizziness 5. Confusion 6. People or pets that are exposed to carbon monoxide for a long time often slip into unconsciousness and eventual death 7. If you suspect you have been exposed to carbon monoxide do not delay getting out of the house and calling 911 for the fire department to come out to turn off the faulty furnace or remove the source of the carbon monoxide, and vent your house to remove the fumes. Doing this will save your life and the ones that you hold so near and dear to you.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com