| | ![The Joke of The Day](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_s0mmJOqLYb2dDNKEemWP3v9Cq4vL1XSNp795mwWUBMtpTqEsROm0ROgFmsM5tTME-tPjBmLRmO0TN15vs_W7GJwxAyS4GK48rCV0yGzSJg1CGC5nM=s0-d) Men Vs. Women Jokes :: #2455 By Rachel from USA. A man found a magic genie who would grant him one wish. The man said to the genie," I wish that I had a non-stop bridge from here to Hawaii." The genie said," I'm sorry, but that's going to be very hard. Do you have another wish?" The man answered, "Of course! I want the power to understand all women." The genie thought for a minute. He replied, "How many platforms did you want on that bridge?" Forward this joke to your friends >> | | | ![The Tip of The Day from WisdomTips.com](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/blogger_img_proxy/AEn0k_t830MFOVMe4UxNEXduxy-AEddLUtZpoSi-sy30nUuG9gyJR9JZRWjhuI86TubVeGb7NVMzNOly8_fU0jZrUMJ5SOyTrdJ860-92qz_FFBSC5S3uQ=s0-d) Famous Quote :: #51 By Peter Prestipino from Chicago USA. QUOTE: Success, Emerson "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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