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Sex Jokes :: #20186 By anonymous from USA. Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, charging around the nursing home, taking corners on two wheels, and reaching maximum speeds on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was a few bricks shy of a full load the other residents tolerated her, and some of the male residents even joined in. One day, Ethel was flying down one corridor when a door opened and out stepped kooky Clarence with his hand in the air, "STOP" he ordered. Do you have a license to drive that thing? Ethel fished around in her pocket, pulled out a candy wrapper and held it up for him to see "OK" he said, and away Ethel went down the hall at top speed. Rounding the corner by the lunchroom weird Willy jumped out yelling, "STOP"...... Do you have proof of insurance? Ethel searched her other pocket and pulled out a drink coaster, and held it up for Willy to see. Very well. Willy nodded carry on ma'am. As Ethel rounded the last corner headed for the front door, Crazy Dale stepped out in front of her wearing nothing but a huge erection. Damn cried Ethel "not the Breathalyzer again" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Stress Control :: #6217 By Chris from Roselle USA. Stress Had a stressful day? Feel better fast by having a staring contest with your pet. In a study in the journal Hormones and Behavior, when dog owners maintained eye contact with their pets for about 2½ minutes, they experienced a 20% spike in oxytocin, a feel-good hormone that sends away negative feeling and encourages calm and relaxation.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com