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Entertainment Jokes :: #17258 By from Unknown Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75-story skyscraper. After a long day of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill said to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Investment :: #6214 By Dennis from Los Angeles USA. Paying off your Mortgage At the time of your mortgage being paid off, the Bank/Mortgage Co. may send you two documents; one that states the loan was "paid and canceled," and also a disbursement check voucher that states the mortgage was paid in full. Now, in order for you to prove that you own the property outright you need to have your mortgage (called a deed of trust) released from land records in the county where your property is located. You can either contact the "recorder of deeds in your county where your property is located and have it released from land records" or have your attorney do this.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com