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Police Jokes :: #603 By SimpleSentiments.com from Pembroke Pines Florida Unknown Quick Wit:  A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.  "But officer." the man began, "I can explain,".  "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back..."  "But officer, I just wanted to say...."  "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"  A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."  "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."  Forward this joke to your friends >>   Miscellaneous :: #1046 By Brandan Salany from Pittsburgh USA. Take the furture head on. And do it with a smile. : ) "Everything happens for a reason, don't worry about the reason just live with what happens"     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com