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Body Parts :: #1909 By from Unknown Three Engineers are debating the issue of who would be more likely to build the human body. One starts by saying that with all of the body's levers and joints a Mechanical Engineer would have been most likely. The second argued that an Electrical Engineer would have made the human body with all of its electrical impulses throughout the nervous system. The last one smirked before saying that it was obviously a civil engineer, who else would have put a recreation center so close to a major waste disposal site. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Health :: #6176 By Anonymous from USA. Want to live longer? Here's what recent studies explain: A Norwegian study show that people who had someone to talk to during times of distress reported better health. A study in the Journal Psychosomatic Medicine found that women who reported feelings of loneliness had an increased risk of heart disease. A study published in the Journal of Clinical Oncology concluded that women who felt socially isolated had an increased risk of death after a breast cancer diagnosis. Researchers suspect this was due to the lack of care typically given by a person's friends and relatives. In a 10-year Australian study, researchers found that having strong social networks helps protect against mortality, therefore, researchers suggest that the company you keep; your friends; may lengthen your life.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com