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Sick Jokes :: #13200 By Anonymous from USA. A man and a woman were in bed getting ready to make love. The woman directed the man, "Go ahead. Put your finger in there." So the man did, and after a few minutes, she said, "Put a few more in." So the man put a few more in, and then she requested, "Put your whole hand in." The man did this, and after a few moments the woman said, "Now put your other hand in." So the man did. The woman said, "Clap" "I can't," replied the man. So the woman said, "Tight, huh?" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Safety :: #6197 By Michelle from Sarnia, Otario Canada Carbon Monoxide Poisoning How to avoid carbon monoxide poisoning when there is a power outage. During a winter storm when there is a power outage never bring propane barbeque or a portable gas heater of any kind into your house to keep you warm as they give off deadly carbon monoxide gases. Have your furnaces serviced on a yearly basis as this can save your life as well, a defective furnace can give off carbon monoxide fumes as well and carbon monoxide is both colorless and odorless. Symptoms of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning 1. Headaches 2. Fatigue 3. Increased heart rate and rapid breathing 4. Dizziness 5. Confusion 6. People or pets that are exposed to carbon monoxide for a long time often slip into unconsciousness and eventual death 7. If you suspect you have been exposed to carbon monoxide do not delay getting out of the house and calling 911 for the fire department to come out to turn off the faulty furnace or remove the source of the carbon monoxide, and vent your house to remove the fumes. Doing this will save your life and the ones that you hold so near and dear to you.     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com