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Bar & Drinking Jokes :: #1088 By Lazarus from British Columbia Canada The Old Man and the Sea A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"  The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off".  "Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?  "Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."  "Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?  "A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate.  "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.  "Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook."  Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #2030 By @accessbee.comJoey from USA. Being Grateful For What You Have In The Present Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be struck blind: Hear the music of voices, the song of a bird, as if you would be struck deaf. Touch each object as if tomorrow your sense of touch would fail-smell perfume of flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell or taste again. Helen Keller     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com