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Elderly Jokes :: #1267 By Laura Poss from Oriental NC USA. There were three sisters aged 93, 95, And 99. They all lived together in one big house. The 99 year old decided to go upstairs and take a bath, but by the time she got the water run and got her clothes off she couldn't remember whether she was getting in the tub or just got out. She called down to her 95 year old sister to come help her figure it out. But then by the time that sister got halfway up the stairs she couldn't remember if she was going up or going down. The 93 year old sister had been watching and she said, "I hope I never get like you two!" And she knocked on wood. The 95 year old said "Fine then! You come help us figure this out!" "I will!", The 93 year old said, "Jut as soon as I see who's knocking at the door!" Forward this joke to your friends >>   Famous Quote :: #2030 By @accessbee.comJoey from USA. Being Grateful For What You Have In The Present Use your eyes as if tomorrow you would be struck blind: Hear the music of voices, the song of a bird, as if you would be struck deaf. Touch each object as if tomorrow your sense of touch would fail-smell perfume of flowers, taste with relish each morsel as if tomorrow you could never smell or taste again. Helen Keller     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com