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Police Jokes :: #198 By Walter Smith from Unknown This guy was pulled over for running a stop sign. When the cop checked the man's driver's license, he said, "You're wearing glasses on your ID and you're not now. I'm going to have to give you a ticket." The guy said, "Officer, I have contacts." The cop said, "Look, buddy, I don't care who you know, ... I'm giving you a ticket." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Love & Dating :: #228 By kubashni moodley from durban South Africa Quotes on love it hurts to love someone and not to be loved in return, but is more painful to love someone and never find the courage to let that person know how you feel. maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one so that when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift!     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com