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One Liners Jokes :: #10233 By Anonymous from USA. Lady, this vacuum cleaner will cut your work in half. Good. I'll take two of them. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #452 By Gary Smith from Logansport, IN USA. The dash When you die, you will be shown as a birth date, a death date and a dash between. Live your life so that people will remember the dash, not the numbers.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2011 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to dailyjokes@inspiredgfx.com