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Work Jokes :: #10723 By from USA. The factory foreman inspected the shipment of crystal vases leaving the plant, and approached his new packer. He put his arm around the man's shoulder and said, "Well, Ole, I see you did what I asked. Stamped the top of each box, 'This Side Up, Handle With Care.'" "Yes sir," the worker replied. "And just to make sure, I stamped it on the bottom too." Forward this joke to your friends >>   Home Life :: #1383 By Anonymous from USA. Button Holders Kids constantly losing their button? Sew them on with un-waxed dental floss and you have "super thread" that will stand up to rough wear and tear.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Yo Momma Jokes :: #3944 By David howard from psl florida Canada You mamas so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #836 By John L. Lundy from Fort Collins USA. Let wealth be the judge? You should never judge a persons wealth by the money they have. But by the friends they keep and the quality of those friends. John L. Lundy     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Miscellaneous Jokes :: #24226 By Michael from USA. Mike, Jack, and Gary go for a hike in the woods. They are out about an hour enjoying the sights when they come around a sharp bend in the trail and spot a bear just in front of them feeding off some vegetation next to the trail. The bear lets out a menacing growl when it notices the hikers. Mike says "jump up and down, make some noise to scare it away". Jack says "that won't work, we need to play dead". They both ask Gary "what do we do?" There is no reply. Turning around they see Gary far down the trail behind them. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Words of Knowledge :: #2965 By steven delgado from victorville USA. Past Present and Future The past is unchangeable, the future too uncertain, but the present is here now, so enjoy the time you have now because it's gone in a flash.     aJokeADay.com - www.ajokeaday.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2013 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from aJokeADay.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com

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Blonde Jokes :: #801 By Josh from Layton Utah USA. A blonde walks into a shoe store and finds a pair of shoes she likes, she then asks the sales man what they are made of and the sales man says "they are made out of alligator", then proceeds to tell her that they cost $300.00. She says no way am I paying that much for these shoes, I'll go and get my own. She then goes home, grabs a gun, and heads out to the swamp; she sees an alligator stick his head up out of the water and she shoots it. She then wrestles the alligator onto shore and drags him up next to five others, flips him over and says dam nit, this one isn't wearing any shoes either. Forward this joke to your friends >>   Relationships :: #836 By John L. Lundy from Fort Collins USA. Let wealth be the judge? You should never judge a persons wealth by the money they have. But by the friends they keep and the quality of those friends. John L. Lundy     SpicyJokes.com - www.spicyjokes.com 999 E Touhy Ave, Des Plaines, IL 60018 1995-2014 © All rights reserved. Unsubscribe from SpicyJokes.com sent to Dailyjokes0608@gmail.com